Skytrain to Nowhere is an imagination driven and esoteric volume of free-form poetry. The book documents the author’s experiences, thoughts and observations while riding the skytrain at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport over the period of several weeks. Since the skytrain is only designed to transport travelers between various terminals and parking facilities at the airport, someone spending nearly 50 hours riding it purely for recreation and artistic inspirational purposes is highly unusual (to put it mildly.) Aside from occasional quirky anecdotes about various passengers, the poems mostly deal with themes of motion, the passage of time, and nostalgia. The author grapples with these issues from a retro-futurist perspective. Skytrain to Nowhere celebrates the realization that our vitality hinges on our ability to always keep moving, while recognizing we are unwilling or unable to leave some things behind on the journey.
I need to start a family with you. This will just take a minute, okay? Well that depends if your “Make America Great Again” hat is ironic or not.
I actually only got this hat because there was no Richard Spencer apparel available at the time… Oh now I’m pissed.
Well I’m sure it’s nothing that Saturday morning cartoons can’t cure. I mean “Alt Right” is pretty heavy if that’s what you are.
Like, it might take something more than cartoons.
I don’t know about that. Poddington Peas was a magnificent and powerful cartoon. You’re dating yourself a little bit with that one my darling.
So what? The intro song is great.
Most newer cartoons are pretty lame anyway, unwatchable Okay, I just listened to it and I’m moderately impressed. I don’t watch a
lot of cartoons.
Me neither. I mostly just watch the intros and sing along with the catchy tunes. As far as dating myself, your name’s Haley, sort of like the comet. I remember when it last appeared in 1986… I’m wondering, where is your Instagram, and where are our mutual friends?
Mine is set to private. We have no mutual friends. Either you’re fake, or you’re going to kill me.
I’m really not a killer. There has to be a third option. The third option is that you’re some weirdo Alt Right dude
So I mean..
Well, that’s getting slightly closer to the truth I’m soooo mad
Are you or are you not a republican?
Well I’m not a “republican,” no Oh my God
What does it matter? Seems clear to me we get along well enough. We could be holding hands at the zoo right now, and nobody would ever know the difference. I wish. I absolutely love the zoo.
I don’t know if I want to date a guy who might or might not be Alt Right,
since I’m part Hispanic.
Hispanic is a bogus category. You don’t really even have mestizo features, so you’re probably mostly Spanish or Portuguese. You look huWhite to me. I’m not getting the vibe of an Aztec warrior princess ready to yank the beating heart from my chest on a sacrificial altar and offer it up to ye gods. I could be wrong though. What if you are wrong?
I’ll be a heartless bastard.